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U.Ter.US: Coming Soon!

Welcome to U.Ter.US, the world’s first intrauterine social network!

U.Ter.US is the future of the web, combining the best of Web 2.0 with an interactive and immersive discovery simulator situated within an engrossing, content-rich lifestyle generator.  U.Ter.US is still a zygote, but if you sign up for our email newsletter or follow us on

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Guest Update: Daria Morgendorffer

Oh, good:  an opportunity to write for a half-assed blog whose primary audience consists of people trying to figure out the sexuality of the guy from This American Life.  Thanks but no thanks.  I’ll just sit over here and quietly let my body atrophy into a gelatinous puddle.  Alone.

Try to hear my voice in

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Lost This American Life Episodes

He dressed up for the TV show, but he's smooth as a newborn under that tie.

My friend interned at the WBEZ radio station in Chicago a few years back.  It was mostly boring; he worked with local news, so he didn’t interact much with the people from the station’s most popular show, This American

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The King of Queens FML

FMLs are stories of everyday screw-ups sent in by our users.  It’s true, it’s funny, except when it happens to you…

Active Filters:  Queens, NY

Today, I was watching TV on my big screen in the garage, when my wife came in and announced dinner.  I was wearing my Giants sweatpants with the special elastic

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Fuck Ira Glass and Fuck This American Life (Part 2)

This is Part 2 of a multi-part update.  I don’t know how long this will take for me to finish.  I don’t know how to end it.  Please help. The first part is here.

I really thought that, even though he kept wiping his Doritos-stained hands on the pages, Ira Glass was finally going to put

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An Unabridged History of Oops! All Berries

For all those who live in mud huts or caves, or who dwell in trees like savage birdmen, and are therefore unfamiliar with the Undisputed Champion of Breakfast Cereals (as decided by a http://crunchberries.blogspot.com online poll), Oops! All Berries is a famed variation on the Quaker Oats cereal Cap’n Crunch, and more specifically, Cap’n Crunch’s

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Fuck Ira Glass and Fuck This American Life (Part 1)

fuck you dude

This is a multi-part story-thing update. Check out Part 2 here.

This American Life, hosted by Ira Glass, is a fantastic award-winning public radio program that features a variety of thematically related journalistic and creative non-fiction stories each week. They’re also a bunch of fucking pricks because they’ve been rejecting my

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Guest Update: Jim Gaffigan

Jim Gaffigan's Beard Comb Over

I apologize that I haven’t had time to write new updates lately.  I am always on the lookout for guest submissions, however, and famous comedian Jim Gaffigan, who enjoyed some of my tweets, offered to contribute to the site.  If you are interested in producing content for voraciousbunnies.com, feel

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THE FULBERT REPORT concerning the Reform of Health and Wellness Procedures

St. Fulbert of Chartres

The Bishop Fulbert of Chartres actively promoted the Catholic Church and the cult of the Virgin Mary in France in the early 1000s.  Fulbert wrote many well-known letters, poems, and hymns, but recently, a scholar discovered a series of political tracts ascribed to the influential bishop.  I will share them

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